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Strip Mall Tour Guide

by Irwin DeVries

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Halfway between the homes with a view And the park with the tents down the avenue At the corner there’s a neon sign Midway Plaza on Route 49 Money For Nothing Payday Loans Good As New Fashions, Second-Hand Phones Ready Cash Pawn when you’re up to your neck Bring what you got and you’ll leave with a check Pamper Your Poodle, Happiness Massage Surplus Military and Camouflage Healing Crystals, Ruby’s Gifts-n-Guns Vape Galaxy, and Cinnamon Buns Zen Garden Takeout, Burgers and Brew Vacuum Repairs, Red Eagle Tattoo Wedding Supplies and Speedy Weight Loss Meet at the Midway Church of the Cross If you get lost just look for the sign Get what you want, you can take your time Plenty of parking, shopping carts too Stay for a while, we’re open for you
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dead gods 04:26
dead gods fattened on our toil dead gods leaking rust and oil flaunting money in our faces gripping us in cold embraces while they chase us and debase us creeping on the ground never telling what the price is crushing us in golden vices burning human sacrifices in their shiny towers dead gods dead gods creeping on the earth dead gods rotting in the sun
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The Alley 04:42
Here I am at the corner In my bare feet Shadow in your window Beggar on the street This is me in the alley Looking for a scrap to eat Every day a battle Demons to defeat So maybe you can clarify Why you’re looking at me Like it’s just another movie On your big screen TV Some call me a loser Others say unwise. Maybe just unlucky Or an angel in disguise So maybe you can clarify Why you’re looking at me Like it’s just another movie On your big screen TV
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He met Mary Ann back when they were in grade ten She was a hippy girl, he was just a geek back then She helped him with his math, she made him feel like quite a man The only thing was, she had parsley in her teeth They graduated high school and thumbed a ride to PEI He played video games while she got her PhD She took a job at Harvard, he sold fridges and TVs The only thing was, she had parsley in her teeth They married on a Monday, underneath a monkey tree Then they moved to Moose Jaw, beside a factory How the years went by, it’s just a mystery He loves everything about her, even the parsley in her teeth - Co-written with David Olds

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released August 3, 2022

Written, produced, performed and recorded by Irwin DeVries
Drums by Justin DeVries
Mastered by Sean McCann

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Irwin DeVries is a post-secondary educator enjoying life by the Salish Sea on the west coast of British Columbia, Canada.

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